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Funny Quote Generator
Witty funny quotes from Oscar Wilde, Terry Pratchett and comedians — for captions, cards and breaking the ice. Press New quote for another — your saved quotes stay in this browser.
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Great uses for funny quotes
- Birthday cards with a twist
- Instagram and WhatsApp captions
- Presentation ice-breakers
- Office group chats
Tip
Humour lands best with the right crowd — save the sarcastic ones for friends and keep the gentle wit for work.
A few funny quotes from the collection
- “Do or do not. There is no try.” — Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back (1980))
- “I can resist everything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere’s Fan (1892))
- “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — Oscar Wilde (The Remarkable Rocket (1888))
- “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett (Diggers (1990))
- “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin (stand-up comedy)
Frequently asked questions
Who was the wittiest quote writer?
Oscar Wilde is the classic answer — many of his lines come from his plays such as Lady Windermere’s Fan.
Are the quotes accurate?
Each quote lists its author and source. Commonly misattributed internet quotes are excluded and paraphrases are marked.